Tag: funny
group name: millionpoints
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October 09, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
These were so funny - I had to share!
* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy . . . more
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November 12, 2007 08:57 PM EST --
This was too good! Had to pass it along!
Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual Yearly Dementia Test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the . . . more
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June 28, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
bored cop
Body: Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous . . . more
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June 10, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another funny from the email!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have . . . more
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June 04, 2007 08:00 AM EDT --
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you . . . more
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June 03, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall.
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and
does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in . . . more
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August 06, 2007 11:48 AM EDT --
PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, . . . more
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May 17, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" . . . more
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May 29, 2007 01:45 PM EDT --
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
. . . more
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . . more
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May 26, 2008 02:21 PM EDT --
My email is full of jokes today! Here is another one"
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, . . . more
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March 09, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Funny from my email:
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The . . . more
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May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept
coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As . . . more
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June 18, 2007 11:56 AM EDT --
National Poetry Contest
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, . . . more
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June 16, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . . more
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May 24, 2007 01:30 PM EDT --
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read this.
It is a new take on an oldie!
I thought you might enjoy this.
RESIGNATION . . . more
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August 24, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
This is from my inbox....
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man . . . more
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